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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Assalam-o-alaikum

No one Manufactures
“A LOCK” without “A KEY”.
Similarly ALLAH does not give PROBLEMS
without SOLUTIONS.
So defeat ur
PROBLEMS wid believe ON Allah.

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Friendship is an interpers0nal and immediate understanding of interacti0nal ways of peculiaristic and dem0cratically undefined methods of c0ntrolling em0ti0nal hyperbolic reacti0ns
Sirf friend kehnay sy kuch nai hota
Definiti0n pata h0ni chahye
;-)
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Get Marry….
not for urself,

but

for the future of ur children, they are getting late for school and fees are increasing day by day ;-)

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Get Marry….
not for urself,

but

for the future of ur children, they are getting late for school and fees are increasing day by day ;-)

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Kitni ajeeb hai ‘NEKIYON’ Ki
justuju…..!

“IQBAL”

Namaz bhi jaldi me parhtay hain phir se “GUNAH”
kernay k liye….!

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Najane kyn rait ki trah nikl jatay hain hathon se wo log ,

Mohsin

jinko hum zindgi samjh kr kabhi bi khona nahi chahty…

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“Kisi ko chahney ki tamana hamein ley doobi”
“saqi”

“Simatny ki arzoo mein bikhartey chaley gaey”.

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Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi hai
Fraz…

Wo sb se aagy hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain.
(.”)/’
<¡:¡ oy ik plate _/ /_ edhr v.

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Ansoo tere diggan te akh meri rovey

Satt tenu lagey dard menu hovey

Rab karey saadi dosti inni gehri hovey

Littar tenu pain te galti meri hovey..hahaha

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Duniya K Shairon Ka Kalaam Parh K Dekho,

Phir Mere “RAB”Ka “QURAAN” Parh K Dekho,

Sb Ghum Dooor Ho Jaen Ge,

Bus Ek Baar Dil Se “SURAH-E-REHMAN”
Parh K Dekho.
GUD MORNING!

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My 12 wishes for You
1. Happiness deep inside

2. Serenity at every sunrise

3. Success in every part of life

4. Family beside u

5. Caring friends around u

6. A Love that never ends

7. Good health to stay

8. Beautiful memories of yesterday

9. Nice days without sorrows

10. A pathway leading to better 2morrow

11. Dreams that never fade

12. May ALLAH bless u & protect u in every step of life..

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Loves without any special reason
Cares without any condition
Laughs at her own stupidity
Helps the maximum she can. Cries at someone else’s pain
Dedicated to an emotional, cute, pretty, sweet & sincere lady
Thats me!
Thats u!
Thats a “GIRL”
Proud to be a girl
stay blesSEd !! Shab Bakhair:-)
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Aulaad K Liye Waldain Ka Pegam.

> Jis din Tum Hmen Boorha dekho, Sabar krna or hmen smjne ki koshish krna,

> Jb Hum koi Baat Bhol jain to Hum pr Tanz na krna or Apna Bachpan Yaad krna,

> Jb Hum Boorhe ho kr Chal na payen to Hmara Sahara Ban’na or Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad krna,

> Jb Hum Beemar ho jain to wo Din Yaad kr k Hum pr Apne Paisey Kharch krna jb Hum Tumhari Khuwahishen Pori krne k liye Apni Khuwahishen Qurban krte the.
Plz fwrd 2
All youngstrz.

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1 orat k ghar Gas ka bil 500000 a gya
Wo Gas office gai or oficer se boli

“Na tussi menu ay dasso way Beghairatoo ay dozakh nu paip mere gharon janda ey?”

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FUNNY


FUNNY
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